Posted 13 minutes ago

uwaah:

yaoiguai:

boys meowing soulfully

praise our cat lord amen

Posted 6 hours ago

obisham:

docter-who:

obisham:

I really just want someone to rewrite the entire twilight series and make it about Charlie okay

My Daughter’s Dating a Fucking Vampire 

The Vampire Tried To Die But My Dumb Bitch Daughter Saved It

Now She’s ENGAGED To It

It Got Her Pregnant I’m Gettin’ Real Tired Of This Vampire’s Shit

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Posted 14 hours ago

Reblog if you are legitimately shocked by the number of followers you have.

(Source: xxxxredxxxxcatxxxx)

Posted 18 hours ago

saveitasajpeg:

BREAKING NEWS: Invisible Man Reveals Himself in Shockingly Arousing Display

Posted 1 day ago

thewomanfromitaly:

miyuli:

Finally, I can present you my little comic ‘Hearts for Sale’ these are the first 10 pages.
Pre-order information can be found here. (Be quick)
I’m very nervous about this since it’s my first self-published book. I hope you like the story. Following pages are coming soon!

this is the cutest thing ive seen in weeks and i’m preordering this right now agh HEARTSMITH I’M GONNA CRY 

Posted 1 day ago
goddamazon-of-sol:

movethisalong:

altruisticmorgan:

sonnetstockmar:

tentacritters:

11:03AM GMT 31 Oct 2008
 Staff believe that the octopus called Otto had been annoyed by the bright light shining into his aquarium and had discovered he could extinguish it by climbing onto the rim of his tank and squirting a jet of water in its direction. 
 The short-circuit had baffled electricians as well as staff at the Sea Star Aquarium in Coburg, Germany, who decided to take shifts sleeping on the floor to find out what caused the mysterious blackouts. 
 A spokesman said: “It was a serious matter because it shorted the electricity supply to the whole aquarium that threatened the lives of the other animals when water pumps ceased to work. 
 “It was on the third night that we found out that the octopus Otto was responsible for the chaos. 
 “We knew that he was bored as the aquarium is closed for winter, and at two feet, seven inches Otto had discovered he was big enough to swing onto the edge of his tank and shoot out the 2000 Watt spot light above him with a carefully directed jet of water.” 
 Director Elfriede Kummer who witnessed the act said: “We’ve put the light a bit higher now so he shouldn’t be able to reach it. But Otto is constantly craving for attention and always comes up with new stunts so we have realised we will have to keep more careful eye on him - and also perhaps give him a few more toys to play with. 
 “Once we saw him juggling the hermit crabs in his tank, another time he threw stones against the glass damaging it. And from time to time he completely re-arranges his tank to make it suit his own taste better - much to the distress of his fellow tank inhabitants.” 
This is one smart octopus.

No but for real though scientists have theorized that if the octopus had a longer life span, they would create underwater civilizations THAT IS HOW SMART THEY ARE

JUGGLING THE HERMIT CRABS

Babies

Lol omfg

goddamazon-of-sol:

movethisalong:

altruisticmorgan:

sonnetstockmar:

tentacritters:

11:03AM GMT 31 Oct 2008

Staff believe that the octopus called Otto had been annoyed by the bright light shining into his aquarium and had discovered he could extinguish it by climbing onto the rim of his tank and squirting a jet of water in its direction.

The short-circuit had baffled electricians as well as staff at the Sea Star Aquarium in Coburg, Germany, who decided to take shifts sleeping on the floor to find out what caused the mysterious blackouts.

A spokesman said: “It was a serious matter because it shorted the electricity supply to the whole aquarium that threatened the lives of the other animals when water pumps ceased to work.

“It was on the third night that we found out that the octopus Otto was responsible for the chaos.

“We knew that he was bored as the aquarium is closed for winter, and at two feet, seven inches Otto had discovered he was big enough to swing onto the edge of his tank and shoot out the 2000 Watt spot light above him with a carefully directed jet of water.”

Director Elfriede Kummer who witnessed the act said: “We’ve put the light a bit higher now so he shouldn’t be able to reach it. But Otto is constantly craving for attention and always comes up with new stunts so we have realised we will have to keep more careful eye on him - and also perhaps give him a few more toys to play with.

“Once we saw him juggling the hermit crabs in his tank, another time he threw stones against the glass damaging it. And from time to time he completely re-arranges his tank to make it suit his own taste better - much to the distress of his fellow tank inhabitants.”

This is one smart octopus.

No but for real though
scientists have theorized that if the octopus had a longer life span, they would create underwater civilizations THAT IS HOW SMART THEY ARE

JUGGLING THE HERMIT CRABS

Babies

Lol omfg

Posted 1 day ago

princepeterwolf:

Genderbent Frozen by Julia

Posted 2 days ago

kierongillen:

mishalak:

I follow Shaenon Garrity’s comics fairly religiously, but it was still Tumblr that alerted me to the existence of this (good, if sad) one. Shaenon’s website has more of her comics listed (though not this one even though the original file is on the site). And I have to mention that she is the creator of Monster of the Week and Skin Horse which I have plugged before.

Tip of the hat to SeananMcGuire and Brinstar for finding this.

I’d dropped Shaenon a line asking if she’d mind if I cut up the comic I previously blogged to make it more tumblr friendly, but I see I’m behind the curve here. Hurrah, etc.

Posted 2 days ago
Posted 2 days ago

TMI

Bad gas is keeping me from sleeping. :(

Posted 2 days ago

blurredbynes:

i had self esteem for like 3 minutes once

(Source: jetbag)

Posted 3 days ago
Posted 3 days ago

Ok, heading to a place of wonder and happiness for a few days, aka Wondercon.

Checking into the hotel and getting my three day passes early then slack off, possibly dinner. 
I won’t be cosplaying this time due to some life events and shit. 
I will however be taking pictures of all the other cosplayers, If you happen to be going don’t be scared to say Hi and perhaps ask for a hug. 

If you want to leave stuff in my ask for when I get back feel free to do so.

<3